Aforizmi 2012


1. Nož koji smo zabili u leđa prošao je kroz pankreas, pa smo sada svi jedni drugima slatki.

2. Prva samostalna izložba srpske srednje klase.

Umetničke instalacije pored kontejnera.

3. Jedino što može da potone u Mrtvom moru je srpska valuta.

4.

-Idem svojima- reče zombi i uputi se ka Srbiji.

5. -Zašto si me ujela? – upita Srbin vampiricu.

-Obnavljam državne rezerve.

6.

Čudno ali istinito!

Glupost celog čovecanstva stala je u jednu jedinu glavu. 

Iz vesti u 6 

7.

Ljudska glupost nema granice.

Osim one između Srbije i Kosova.

8.  Poješće nas zli Zapad-zabrinuše se Srbi i nakon što su saznali da je Obama prešao u vegane.

9.

Zašto ste priznali? Zar samo zato što ste uhvaćeni na delu?

Ko prizna, pola doze gratis.-glasio je odgovor.

10.  Ljudska glupost je merna jedinica beskonačnosti.

11.

Ljudska glupost je fizička pojava.

Ima masu praznine.

Neupitno joj je svakodnevno ubrzanje.

A tek otpor!

12. All love is free of taxes.

13. Otkad nisam napisala 100 aforizama..  a izbori idu.

14.Nismo bolesni, obojili smo lice u boju naše grude.

15. Naša zemlja je deo svetske mape.. Atlantide.

Dinkić obeća popust na fijat.
Zauzvrat, fijat popustio pod Dinkićem.

Političari najviše vole automobile metalik boje. Slažu im se uz ten.

16. Nismo bolesni, samo radimo od sumraka do svitanja.

17.Ukoliko nastaviš da ratuješ, crno ti se piše – rekoše Obami.

18. Šta će pesnicima samoubilački mostovi? Oni svakodnevno izvršavaju skok u pisanje.

19. Sahranjivanje ljudi nije nikakav problem – moji psi jedu sve.

20.. Leševima usamljenost ne pada teško. Kada odu na groblje, nikada nisu sami.

21. .Sekira je najromantičnije oružje. Malo malo čujemo da je žena ubila muža sekirom.

22. Naučnici tvrde da crne rupe ne postoje. Srbija je dokaz da to nije istina

23. Kaže se da je novac najprljavija stvar. Onda je Beograd jako čist grad. Ni žutu banku nisam pronašla…

24.

– Molim? Da ti pozajmim 15 evra? Može, ali najpre moraš da umreš.

Naravoučenije: Nakon tragedije svi su milostivi.

25. Biti umetnik podrazumeva obavezu da se siđe u svačiji pakao i nakon izlaska upriliči gozba.

26. To što sam parananoična ne znači da me niko ne prati.

27. Lepe žene hodaju kroz grad.

Ružne i kroz grad i kroz grad i kroz kišu i kroz sve oluje.

 

28. Istinu i lepotu mi dajte. Upropastiću ih.

29. Oskaru Vajldu

Kad se sretnu dva paradoksa dođe do paradentoze.
30. Priroda ne pravi greške. Svako ima lice kakvo zaslužuje.

 

Published by Leila Samarrai

I am a person of Himalayan seclusion, I am Atalanta in vestments of Helen of Troy, for me there is no term (aphorism there is, maybe). Cosmopolitan is too modest word for one who wanders across epochs without the help of the time machine. Some people consider me weird, because usually this is so when they do not understand something or someone that do not represent their existence. I love cats, an animals in general, I like challenges, I am persistent, I am combative (sometimes I can exaggerate in that - in all) If I were stylistic figure my mortal name would be Hyperbole. Read me. Know me. Conquer me :)

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