Boris K. otvara konkurs za životnu saputnicu


Komšinica, 73 godine stara, pozvala je Borisa К. na kafu, milionitu po redu, i saopštila mu sledeće:

– -‘ Znas, dušo, sad kad me stare kosti bole, razmišljala sam kome da ostavim stan posle smrti. Nekoliko dece sam krstila, ali svi su se jako dobro snašli u inostranstvu i svi su materijalno obezbeđeni. Kako se moj prvi sin bacio pod šine, a i sin mog brata poginuo jos kao tinejdžer, kasnije mi umro i muž.. nemam familiju, a ti si mi jedino društvo u ovih dva meseca kako si ovde, te reših da ti ostavim stan, ali pod jednim uslovom.

Boris K se zagrcnu kafom, promeškolji se u stolici i reši da sasluša staricu do kraja. Baka zapali tompus i nastavi:

– Borise K., samo ženama verujem. Na njima je stub kuće, pa bih volela da upoznam tvoju buduću ženu. Vreme ti je da se ženiš, Borise. Imaš 49 godina.

Ali, pod drugim uslovom!

Boris K. je gutao svaku reč.

-To mora biti fina devojka koja mi mora obećati da će redovno posećivati i osveštavati moj i grobove mojih najbližih.

Nakon razgovora sa staricom, Boris K. postavi oglas za životnu saputnicu u Mojoj ljubavnoj romansi. Oglas je glasio: “Tragam za životnom saputnicom, vernicom koja voli groblje. Delimo stan na ravne časti. Doći na intervju…” Boris K. navede tačan dan, čas i mesto sastanka.

Nakon sto su se kandidatkinje okupile, Boris K im je postavio sledeća pitanja u vidu kviza:

1. Nabroj tačnu lokaciju svih groblja u Beogradu.

2. Kaži tačan datum kad su zadušnice.

3. Nabroj sve božje zapovesti i rasporede postova.

Konkurs je i dalje otvoren.

Published by Leila Samarrai

I am a person of Himalayan seclusion, I am Atalanta in vestments of Helen of Troy, for me there is no term (aphorism there is, maybe). Cosmopolitan is too modest word for one who wanders across epochs without the help of the time machine. Some people consider me weird, because usually this is so when they do not understand something or someone that do not represent their existence. I love cats, an animals in general, I like challenges, I am persistent, I am combative (sometimes I can exaggerate in that - in all) If I were stylistic figure my mortal name would be Hyperbole. Read me. Know me. Conquer me :)

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